This is where your tax money goes, folks. Two Democrat members of congress, Rep Joseph Malink (D-VT) and Rep Stacey Laughlin (D-NH) have been caught red-handed cheating on their spouses not just with each other but with a third person. They are Democrats, so…it takes a village, apparently.
The couple have been in congress since 2012 and in this sick relationship since 2015. They met their third party, who calls himself Sally, at a transgender strip club just outside of Alexandria. Both representatives have said that they didn’t know what kind of club they were going to but once they got there they couldn’t help but be intrigued and excited. Laughlin told the Manchester, NH Monitor:
“I walked through the door and it just seemed like a nice nightclub environment. People were well dressed and kind. I didn’t figure it out unti I had to use the restroom and there was only one. When I went in and saw women standing at urinals I almost left, but then I met Sally. Before long we were laughing and having fun.”
Laughlin says the threesome often switch their genders and that for the first month or two it was all about fun and had nothing to do with sex. Then things moved to the next level. Now that the adultery has come out, both reps say they have reconciled with their spouses and will stay married. Malink says his wife has already accompanied him to the club once and that she saw immediately what was so exciting:
“Everyone has their own life to live. What my wife and I and my girlfriend and our other girlfriend who is also a boyfriend sometimes do on our own time has nothing to do with our ability to do our jobs as duly elected members of the House of Representatives. If our constituents decide we don’t belong, they’ll let us know next year.”
The House ethics committee, led by Darrell Issa, says it will investigate to see if any rules have been broken other than the laws of God.