BREAKING: Hillary Clinton’s Limo One Of 11 Cars Missing After Bridge Collapses

The Maxatunamayo Bridge in Columbus, New York has been on the list of decrepit structures in need of replacement since 2009. Unfortunately, because Obama was such a failure and never fixed it, the lives of all of the occupants of 11 vehicles, including a limo carrying Hillary Clinton and her aide, Huma Abedin, are missing.

Authorities say they remain hopeful that the missing people will find safety downstream, assuming they were able to exit their vehicles. the Nimbalosci River beneath is the third strongest current in the world next to the Nile and the River Styx.

The Clinton family isn’t taking phone calls. President Trump tweeted his thought on the tragedy, which we can all probably agree with:

Don’t you just love that he doesn’t feel the need to soften the situation? What would be better for America than a tragic end to one of its greatest enemies?

We’ll keep you updated as the story develops.

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