BREAKING: Excerpts Aren’t That Hard To Fix

It really was just that easy. Sure, you can go with the first suggestion and install Yoast, a resource-sucking, ad-supported shitstain of an SEO plugin that is completely useless for what we do. You can also take an extra three minutes to find out that you’re probably just missing a developer’s open graph tag necessary for MH Magazine to send the right information to their platform.

5 minutes later you’re entering your app ID and within 3 minutes after that, you’ve re-scraped an old story with a new URL only to find out that lo and behold…it does NOT take a week to solve this problem.

That’s not even fake news.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.