BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Threat At Trey Gowdy’s Office Traced Back To Famous Liberal Troublemaker

The US Attorney is taking this very seriously. .

The US Capitol Police had to evacuate the building this morning after a credible bomb threat was delivered to Congressman Trey Gowdy’s office. After an hour and tens of thousands of wasted dollars, a box marked “ACME Explosives” was found that contained nothing but a stuffed Wile. E. Coyote plush.

Authorities figured out the source of the prank when Alec Baldwin, liberal troublemaker and horrible actor, tweeted a picture of Gowdy with the caption “The Roadrunner.” Matt Kimball, director of operations for the DC bomb squad, called the prank “egregious” and assured the public that Baldwin would be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

A spokesman for Baldwin said that the tweet went out after the box was found and that Gowdy was using him as a scapegoat:

Alec Baldwin has better things to do than make Trey Gowdy look foolish. Trey Gowdy does a great job of that all by himself. He has, however, made all of his emails available for Gowdy’s committee to twist into something they’re not.

The US Attorney says the office is weighing the evidence and taking the case very seriously. As soon as Baldwin can be charged, he’ll be arrested.

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7 Comments

  1. “. . .Baldwin has better things to do than make Trey Gowdy look foolish”. What a ridiculous comment. Baldwin is a criminal-clown. . .Gowdy, however, is a PROSECUTOR of criminals. You should think very seriously of running and hiding in your “safe place”, Baldwin, you’ve “clowned” around one too many times.

  2. Alex Baldwin is a total bafoone and definitely not of sound mind. If it is proven that he is responsible for this, he should be removed from society and immediately institutionalized for treasonous activities against America.

  3. Alec Baldwin is an absolute moron. Anyone who would speak to his own child the way he did is basically evil. Yes, prosecute him. Not at all funny wasting taxpayers money or causing anyone unneeded anxiety. Lock him up, and make him pay all expenses. His opinion is worthless, and I can’t understand anyone wanting to watch him on TV! 🙁

  4. Alec Baldwin is a nobody who tries to be an actor and failed at that. He should be arrested and put away. He’s mentally unstable

  5. Question is really who put it in there, Baldwin would never get close to the office, if Baldwin backed it,Yes. It would stop liberal idiots, like Moore, if prison was the prize

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