BREAKING: Mueller’s Subpoenas Aren’t For Trump’s Staffers-They’re For CLINTON’S!

Everyone seems to think because Robert Mueller sent out subpoenas that they’re some kind of legal expert. The liberals are jumping up and down with excitement when they have literally no idea what is actually happening.

According to our source inside the West Wing, Mueller uncovered evidence that Hillary Clinton was using Anthony Weiner, a man not technically on her staff, to set up the fake Russia connections against the Trump campaign:

“They made sure Russian attorneys called Trump’s sons because they’re open-minded businessmen. When they had nothing but trash to offer, they were discarded. We knew it was Clinton and the DNC all along but nobody wanted to listen.”

They’ll listen when the testimony comes out and people start finding themselves indicted and facing Trump’s Justice Department. According to the source, subpoenas will be delivered to Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner and Barack Obama. Obama may not have been guilty of a crime, as he is expected to have a relationship with diplomats, but he might have knowledge of crimes committed by others.

At the head of the inquiry now is Hillary Clinton. Trump has been all but exonerated, as he has said all along that he would be. America can continue to grow into the vision our Commander has for us.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.