When Donald Trump heard that liberals had started a crowdfunding campaign to buy Twitter and ban him, he must have just chuckled. Within hours of the issue trending on Twitter, his two sons announced that they had purchased controlling interest in the world’s third largest social media platform.
President Trump himself would, of course, have no knowledge of the particulars of the transaction, as he isn’t involved in the dealing of the Trump Company in any way. A spokesman did tell Breitbart that the President won’t be making any decisions but that he does expect the company might lift the 140 character limit for official government accounts.
Liberals are already crying as though they’re not responsible for this nonsense in the first place. They tried to outspend a billionaire and his kids and got schooled in reality in less than three hours.
Don Jr. and Eric haven’t released a statement but they seem to be “very enthusiastic about their new toy” according to a source close to the family. Don Jr. especially is looking forward to revamping the way conservatives are treated on the platform and establishing guidelines for posting fake news from sources like CNN and MSNBC.
Ivanka Trump made only one statement, that as a friend to the company she would “very much like to see NPR eliminated” as a source.
We’ll keep you updated on this ever so ridiculous story.
